I’m still here to offer some advice to you, tha mahfuckin reader!
It’s simple, just follow these three steps:
1. Inbox me a question. ANY question.
2. Wait for my reply.
3. Have your fucking life changed and put into perspective.
So what are you waiting for!?
Now, let me tell you how to get the perfect Christmas present for somebody if you have no money.
What you do is make something for them. Make this present kind of big. Get whatever you can from around your house and make a statue or a collage or something and then wrap it up and give it to them. To make them feel like the asshole because they got you something cool and you got them a “priceless work of art” just say that it’s your masterpiece and that you worked all month on it. Then force them to keep it on display. BOOM! Inexpensive Christmas present on a bitch!